This guy found a bottle in the ocean, and he opened it. Out popped a genie and he gave him 3 wishes.
The guy wished for a million dollars. *POOF* There was a million dollars.
Then, he wished for a convertible. *POOF* There was a convertible.
And then, he wished he could be irresistible to ALL women... *POOF* He turned into a box of CHOCOLATE.

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